Rating: 8.5

Country: Czech Republic

Genre: Goregrind

Record Label: Bizarre Leprous

Release Date: 2008

Track list:
1. Hole in my Pole
2. Pendolinos Kiss
3. Hi, Shall I Fuck You?
4. Crabs Dont Fret, my Balls Got Sweat
5. When I am All up in Your Cunt I Always Blow the Stunt
6. WC Fucker Spits at Harradans Hair in Krupa
7. Tearing up her Cavity With my Radity
8. All Her Speices Are From Her Feces
9. Dot, Comma, Exlamation Mark, Pussy it is Hooligan
10. Cutterclit
11. Showered With Affection pt.2
12. Sick Banzig
13. Rape by Overripe Gherkm
14. Uterus Cheesecake
15. Vaseline in Anus, Pull in there Truck
16. Womb-Cap
17. One Inch Dick
18. When Your Pussy is Too Dry, to Lay, Just Use Some Solvina
19. Ingrowing of The Alien Things in The Body
20. Pysky, Labia Majora

Total playing time 24:54

Band Website: DEAG

Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland - Cutterclit

Pavel - Guitar
Kolousek - Vox
Burak - Drums
Maly John - Bass

Ah great news, more fun tunes from Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland! The four-piece are part of the Czechgrind incest theatre, a virile troupe of players in such productions as Ahumado Granujo, Negligent Collateral Collapse, Eardelete, Alienation Mental, Flying Brains, Poppy Seed Grinder, M.A.C of Mad, Uprise etc etc, all borrowin' members from each other, collaboratin' with one guy from that band and two from another, dissolvin' them reformin' as something else, and generally buggerin' each other at such an alarmin' rate it's difficult to keep up with the amount of anal sprogs poppin' out of the scene sphincter! The key player in this comedy is probably sticks ‘n' skinsman, Burak, ‘cos he's appeared in at least four of the above, and lends his skills to DEAG extremely well, with that bonce-rattlin' snare-clang and ear-shittin' kickwork further fattenin' up those already corpulent riffs! I saw ‘em at Obscene a bit ago, and would've had a great time if it hadn't been for the sound engineerin' fiasco, which stirred the band into a big pot of feedback coloured cack, which was a shame, ‘cos they've got a lot of very nice songs. Now, their previous effort Sealing off the Vagina by Sewer Lid, was a high-spirited cavalcade of funny Czechgrind, but ‘cos it came out not too long after the superb Jig-Ai debut, I think it was a bit overlooked, or perhaps thought of as just a ‘for fans of Jig-Ai' affair, or just another self-indulgent project, which I s'pose it is, but is still a highly entertainin' work in itself, so with any luck this latest outin' should see them wreathe a lot more ears with their volatile rectal flowers!

I can't say they've evolved enormously since Sealing off…, other than just intensifying key elements, such as the skull-crackin' snare-clatter, which now seems to be even more prominent, and the lumpy vocal liquefaction, which now comes with greater gut slurry viscosity. The huge grooves are still there of course, and I think that those have perhaps undergone a bit of tweakin' as well, ‘cos they seem to flow a bit better than before, and take more of a role in the overall drive of the tunes, rather than allowin' themselves to be trampled ‘neath the highly-strung snare-bash like on the debut. You can feel the Czechgrind vibe right away when you listen to this sewerous filth, which is lovely; the band take the kind of sleazified porno/goregrind styles that get your arse movin' immediately, addin' more than enough foggy fast paced mayhem to keep you on your toes, with an ensprinklement of brutal death ideas (delivered with humour though of course), the entire thing then heavily splattered with lots and lots of funny vox slop. No twiddlesome technical shite here, just noxious, drunken goregrinding entertainment; silly, short songs, easy to get into, fast bits, groovy bits, plenty to chuckle at, scumcake production, ludicrous subject matter, stupid cover…a tidy wee package full o' treats for every Czechgrind listener.

The inspirations for Cutterclit are undoubtedly the same stack of albums that inspired their previous outin', so think older Last Days o' Humanity, early Cock and Ball Torture, Rompeprop, possibly Dead Infection, maybe even Dahmer (cos o' the foggy sloppiness) and of course the stuff that surrounds them in their groove-suffused scene, such as Ahumado Granujo and Jig Ai and some of the others I mentioned in the first paragraph, feel free to pick your own from out o' that, I'm sure you won't be too far off! I'll say Blood Duster and Czech legends Malignant Tumour too, but that's only ‘cos they've added a cover of a song from each!

Cover artwork is laughable! It's a puerile, half-done sketch of a guy havin' his member reduced to ribbons as he tries to penetrate a gal with a very large razorized vagina. Mind you, I s'pose it's more creative than just plasterin' a Hentai chopfest all over your front cover, but it all just seems a bit cack-handed in the presentation. There are further mechanized genitals available for your titillation on the back cover, but I think they would've been better off usin' the back tray pic on the front cover, which is an amusin' portrait of whom I'm guessin' is the vocalist, but with a Boss Supershifter pedal embedded in his throat, with control knobs under his chin, and in/out sockets either side of his neck! Woouuurrrrrghhhhhhhhhhgle! On the back o' that, you can have a fun look at the song-titles (they've been printed with parallel Czech text, which ought to evoke nice memories for all those who've visited DEAG's homeland); they seem to take a more explicit porno/grind approach than before, with Gorerotted-style rhymin' devices, my favourite of these bein' "Crabs Don't Fret, My Balls Got Sweat". Like Mincin' Fury, they've also got the silly title rooted in a real event involvin' a band member, theirs bein' "WC Fucker Spits at Harridan's Hair in Krupa"! Hohohoho!

As I mentioned afore, the Czech scene contains dozens of bands, with more and more emergin' up every week, so if you like this kind of stuff but the ‘current financial climate' is preventin' you from splurgin' wads of cash all over CZ gore/grind albums, it can be tricky to pick out the right thing when faced with such a lot of Czech choice. If you're in such a pickle, then the latest from DEAG might be just the fillip you need!

May 24, 2009