Release Date: 2005 Record Label: Bones Brigade Track list: Total playing time: 7:30 |
Last Days of Humanity - In Advanced Haemorrhaging Conditions
The absolute definition of GOREGRIND, look it up in the dictionary and you will find this. 7 minutes of pure sonic assault paints an image of a whirlwind of intestines, bile, spleen and liver splattering every inch of your walls while everyone in the room convulses in violent retching. I can't comprehend of how disgusting and brutal this recording is. Gone are the D-beats and coherent riffs, there's only GORE. I wish there was picture of my face when I first heard the assault; my jaw dropped then salivating profusely and a pinkish-liquid continuously to drip out of my ears as LDOH decimates my brain cells. The band should've gotten the new Dead Infection's 'Brain Corrosion' album title instead. When you pop this EP in, after the sample is done, the first assault you will hear is the merciless jackhammer loud as fuck snare blast. And through out the recording all you will hear is the wall of sound of noisy static guitar, the retching vocals and that annoyingly wonderful snare. The snare is loud and its non-fucking-stop, which reminds me of Brodequin's 'Festivals of Death' where the snare is fucking so loud and so consistent that it doesn't let up, but for some reason, it makes it so brutal and primal. I've heard people already moan and bitch "oh it's too noisy" "they're a noisecore band now" "where's the riffs?" all those people are fucking PANSIES, and they should be beaten into submission and be forced to change their names to NANCY because it rhymes with ‘PANSY'. Fucking queers! Even the fags of Gronibard hail this and they're GAY! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS, THEN YOU'RE GAYER THAN GRONIBARD WHICH IS A PARADOX!!! If they release their full-length in this vein and even more, it'll be the best way for them to end the band. But I'm not even sure if they can top this. This challenges Disgorge's 'Forensick' and Carcass' 'Reek of Putrefaction'. I don't know what else to say...besides that you'd be a total PANSY for not digging this release and that this is just the most extreme recording I've heard so far, even more extreme than Merzbow, Groyxo or any fucking Noizu out there. May 20th, 2005 |
