Meat Shits - Give Hate A Chance - Reviews - Diabolical Conquest Webzine

MC Cuntkiller – Vocals and Drums
Womb Destroyer - Bass
Whore-Monger – Guitar

At Diabolical Conquest we aim to please. Besides, we are not unlike your favorite nuclear power plant, in that we want to pump enough green radioactive bile into your life giving water, that you will be forever cancerous. Currently in our Extreme Metal Forum we have a thread called “Which Reviews Would You Like to See on the Site?” To which, GxMx asserted that “Some more porn/gore/grind reviews would sure be welcome!” Well, when I read that I felt compelled to take it upon myself to write up a sickening review, for at Diabolical Conquest we aim to please. Actually, we aim to please when we are done in our daily lame lives filled with enslaving work, CD organization, sex with fat chicks (Reviewers only get ugly groupies cause the good looking ones go to the bands, damn it.), and the occasional drunken misogyny. In my case I decided to pen the review only cause I had run out of booze, but then I have strange attraction to GxMx and sheep that is difficult to define and better left unexplored, that is why I got out the ole typewriter.

The thing I love about the Meat Shits is that you just know what the hell you are going to get in their music and their name is already plural so I don't have to waste time with punctuation. If you are some arrogant asshole whose nose is turned up at Goregrind for the reason that you only delve into suicidal Black Metal or Technical Death (NecroFAGist) Metal then you should probably listen to the new Meat Shits CD ‘Give Hate a Chance' cause I guarantee that there are at least 5 songs on the album directed towards your little sanctimonious meat-hole. Now, I gotta admit that at first I was a bit reluctant to buy the new Meat Shits recording. The reason behind this is that I had grown a bit weary of the overlong porno sound samples. Besides, I watch enough asshole gaping in a day that hearing that shit over my speakers is devoid of the thrill it instills in the loins of a chubby 15 year old teens whose brain maturity is still locked in Piaget' first stage of development. Still, I went out and scored the new effort by MC Cuntkiller and crew, for my collection featuring such Meat Shits classic's as ‘Ecstasy of Death', ‘Fuck Frenzy', ‘Gorenography', ‘Sniper at the Fag Parade' and my personal favorite, ‘Violence Against Feminist Cunts' would have felt terribly lonesome.

In ‘Give Hate a Chance' we have 29 songs (10 are live from a show at Houston, Texas) wrapped in bong resin and placenta residue. Virtually every track has a sample from either a horror flick or a porno movie with the best one featuring Christopher Walken on the track “Terror Against Gays”, but what is paramount is that the samples are mostly shorter thereby resulting in less distraction. The drum programming is above average filth with a double bass sound that not even a tweaking Dave Lombardo could perform. The guitar is super down tuned malevolence that chugs and rips with rollercoaster proficiency. The bass is inaudible, but then this ain't Pavor you assholes. Vocals are fetid puss filled sacks of gore that seeps and drip from MC Cuntkiller's glottal box. Shit, the Meat Shits even use keyboards on a couple of tracks for you all hardcore Black Metal enthusiasts that need some sort of evil/suicidal/classical aura in your music to go along with your pathetic face paint. All the songs average about a minute and a half with a couple CUMing in at 30 seconds, which should be a benefit to those of you with attention span difficulties.

Musically, the Meat Shits on ‘Give Hate a Chance', perform straight forward no frills Gore/Porn Grind. If you are looking to be enlightened or yearn for a profound discussion on music and lyrics that thematically relate to the album cover art with your half assed EMO fan roommate who is in his 3rd blindly ideologically laden year at the local elitist university, then you're gonna be seriously melancholy, but you can always head over to the local gay porn shop to sedate your unquenched secret desires through a hole in the wall between cum stained DVD viewing booths. No, what resides on this disc is politically incorrect rubbish of the most blatantly unforgiving type. Each song oozes with dim bulb humor aimed at fags, cunts, corpses, whores, and facials. The sound of Meat Shits is comparable to such layers of disgust as Fecal Corpse, E.T.T.S, Sluts, Putrefukation, Oxidized Razor and Chainsaw Abortion among other Grammy Award winning acts, but it is worth mentioning that the Meat Shits are one of the pioneers of Gore/Porn Grind. This means you all sluts had better form a line cause your knees are about to get filthy.

Highlights on ‘Give Hate a Chance' are everywhere. “Terror Against Gays” is a politically charged song steeped in thundering guitar tones and broootal vocals. “A Fresh Face (To Rape)” seems to be about the wonderful world of intense face-fucking and cum swapping. “Teen Girls” is an exceptional song regarding them tasty barely legal whores who want to test their coquettish ways on the sticks of dirty old willing men. “Fag Killer 2.0” is the track that will make this album go platinum. It encompasses a sublime blend of opiate keyboards that enthralls the listener while MC Cuntkiller uses soprano gurgles to sing of the most exquisite methods for homo killing. Yeah, ‘Give Hate a Chance' is a total masterpiece of musical genius that is sure to lure the most hardened prude into bed for a first time on film ass to mouth exploratory. The Meat Shits will surely find themselves headlining next years M-TV's movie awards show due to this recording.

As always I like to recommend to fans, and in this case GxMx, all the fun filled things that can be done while listening to the Meat Shits. I rather like cranking up ‘Give Hate a Chance' while cruising for hookers, beating the whore I have locked in my basement, sodomizing my girlfriend and our dog, dressing up like Richard Kulkinski then raping a nun, and urinating on my neighbors door knob. On a slightly more serious note the thing about the Meat Shits and Goregrind that I dig is that for the most part it ain't presumptuous bullshit filled with tough guy poses and blistering technical guitar masturbation. Usually it has a chunky groovy sound intermingled with tongue in cheek humor that is definitely welcome in a Metal scene that is far too bloated with its own self promoting pompous bad assed image, lyrics, and sense of petty rebellion that is more conformist than insurrectionary. Therefore, you sick fuckers should crank up the Meat Shits, have fun, and get out your sniper rifle cause another rally is about to come to town featuring hippies, gays, or Nazi white power idiots.